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Letter to Sesame Street Daily Editor

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I’m writing to address an issue within our community (if your community is Sesame Street, I carry dual citizenship). Many of you may be familiar with the crime fighting organization, Smart Cookies. 3 very competent cookies (Chipowski, Miss Fortune and Figby) make up this team along with one very unqualified Cookie Monster. Chipowski, Miss Fortune, Figby and Cookie Monster I am sure we are all equally concerned with the frequency in which Cookie Monster cannot identify The Crumb, who is a known villain/baker in the region. Episode after episode we see that a simple mustache, hat or sunglasses is enough to convince Cookie Monster that he isn’t speaking to The Crumb. I’m discouraged that Cookie Monster hasn’t learned his lesson after close calls letting Crumb gain initial access to the following places where he was NOT authorized: The Crumb’s attempt to infiltrate Lady Crunchington’s dinner party The Crumb’s attempt to wake the King with a ginger snap cookie The Crumb’s...